What does my poo dream mean?

Can anyone explain my crazy dream I had last night? I shat my pants (which is quite funny I guess) and I tried to clean it but it fell on the floor so I left it, then I cheated on my boyfriend (just a kiss with a college friend) and realised what I'd done almost immediately and I hid in my bedroom of my old house and started crying because I wanted my mam (she lives in china now, and we lived in that house before she moved). I know that was one crazy *** dream but I want to know what it all means. Does it all link in some way? I was creeped out when I woke up.